Tee....aggressive fingers....

I have just read an article on BBC news in which cunning Canadian scientists from the University of Atlanta think they have found a link between male finger length and aggression. Apparently if your index finger is considerably longer than your ring finger then you are more prone to violent behaviour. To the opposite end of the scale, if your ring finger and index finger are of similar lengths, then you are distinctly more feminine, and may suffer from depression. Wow. These findings were tempered, however, by the assertion that you could not definitively use finger length to determine if the person would be suitable for a certain job, which is pretty disappointing. I measured M's finger length and he is most definitely on the feminine end of the scale which explains his uncanny ability to mince, and the fact that all of his students are convinced that he is with child.

The weekend was messy, as anticipated. Emma has selective repression about the entire night and there was some grotesque dancing, the most of which was probably carried out by me, to classics such as 'Intergalactic' and 'Come on Eileen'. I also had tequila for the first time since my 21st birthday which I still have absolutely no recollection of. It was great fun, though, and like any good night out, it had the full spectrum of human drama, from unprovoked face slappings to jealous stares and whisperings across tables.

I also went to my first game room, where all the Koreans go to play board games in rowdy groups. We played a game of Scrabble, in which my opponent attempted, brazenly, to pass off the word 'baldo'. I still won. Also, can anyone inform me of what a 'quire' is? I allowed it, merely because it probably could be a word and said opponent is still bitter at me for opposing 'gals' as being thoroughly illegal based on it being American slang.

Ah, back to teaching. Can anyone actually believe that I am partly responsible for the education of minors? Nope, neither can I....