The Wonders Of....

Dick In A Box!

My beloved friend Annabelle, my current pop culture barometer, introduced me to the cheese-rich wonder that is 'Dick in A Box'. You will be interested if

a)you want to see Justin Timberlake looking like an 80s porn star
b) you have a penchant for bad dancing
c) you have a penchant for excellent lyrics
d) you have a genuine interest in dicks in a box.

I mean, who can beat lyrics like this, sang in a breathy porn-esque voice with added vocal histrionics?

'Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box'

I saw Spiderman 3 last night with Cheong and nearly wept, it was so horrendous. What alarmed me most was that Kirsten Dunst wasn't the worst thing in it. Actually, what really alarmed me was the scene where Aunt May pours Peter a cup of tea and THE WATER IS CLEAR! AND THEN SHE ADDS MILK! Talk about trauma!

I am off to Geoje tonight for a weekend of beach and frolics with Kevin and his fellow teachers. I get not one, but TWO islands. Unfortunately, these pleasures lie after my two open classes today. Parents will be watching me with my two worst classes so be prepared for blog like tears later.